marcohbodts:

Happy 24th Birthday, Bo Burnham!

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w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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And for one time in his life of power and control
Frollo felt a twinge of fear for his immortal soul

(Source: isabelladeste)

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(Source: lame-waves)

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sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: youngsta-tes)

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The One Where Jennifer Breaks Character

(Source: unepetitecourge)

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mamalaz:

Chris Evans on his love for Chris Pratt

#Star Spangled Lord

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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